May 2013
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
spoken-not-written:
thats-slightly-raven:
My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
sadmale:
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
When your “best friend” hasn’t made any attempt to talk to you in weeks. Like today I fucken get on Facebook right and I see a picture with her and her boyfriend and this other girl and they were going to the lake for senior skip day. Like as if I wasn’t in a bad enough mood, I had to go and see that. I feel like I’m being replaced. She was literally my only girl...
I need your help. I'm at home alone, It's 9 am and...
trillow:
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog.
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
escapistaz:
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
meladoodle:
iphone-420:
meladoodle:
dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal
ok
you asshole
